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<QUAESITOR>: Cadbury: Heaton was last seen 20 hours, 56 minutes ago saying: ._. I'll see you die slowly as everyone
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For those days where entropy and chaos just isn't enough. We have this happening.
<Cadbury>: Nothing much. Except Procyon dirtied up #basesix. Scold him, EdAWACS!
<Tox>: no fack off Cadbury
<Tox>: >:C
<ProcyonPhone>: Riot
EdAWACS waps tox on the head
<EdAWACS>: no fightan!
EdAWACS locks up procyonlotor
<Tox>: >:CCCCCCCC
<Cadbury>: So we're just going to leave him free? Who is it to say he won't /dirty up/ your little SSSC next?
EdAWACS eats cadbury
<Cadbury>: No.
<EdAWACS>: He doesn't know about SSSC
<Tox>: cadbury creme egg.
<EdAWACS>: as long as no one tell's him
EdAWACS mans up
EdAWACS makes tox manly
<ProcyonPhone>: I do actually. I forgot, though. Never joined, as I had no reason to.
*** Cadbury is now known as Hersheys
<Hersheys>: If only we had Heaton right now.
EdAWACS makes procyonphone manly
EdAWACS gives procyonphone a epic gun to use
<EdAWACS>: all you need now is a walking talking tree
ProcyonPhone flexes
<Hersheys>: .ch Kill EdAWACS, Stuff Procyon, Defenestrate Tox, Die In A Fire
<QUAESITOR>: Hersheys: Die In A Fire
<Hersheys>: Fuck
<EdAWACS>: Muhahahaha!
<EdAWACS>: Procyonlotor you are now Rocket!
<Hersheys>: What do /I/ get, Ed?
<EdAWACS>: An empty wrapper
EdAWACS makes hersheys manly
<EdAWACS>: I forgor
ProcyonPhone shoots things
<EdAWACS>: Now one of the requirements of chat is that everyone must be manly
EdAWACS buffs up quaesitor
<Hersheys>: If we are all manly, no one is.
<Hersheys>: Not my wife you piece of shit!
<Hersheys>: TURN HER BACK >:C
<EdAWACS>: .ch kiss me kiss me
<QUAESITOR>: EdAWACS: kiss
EdAWACS hug edawacs hug yourself
<Hersheys>: /murder EdAWACS
<EdAWACS>: Never!
EdAWACS is too manly to be killed now!
Hersheys picks up EdAWACS
<ProcyonPhone>: SynIRC disabled /murder after all those lawsuits
Hersheys puts him in a 4 foot hole
<Hersheys>: Any alternatives to it yet, Procy?
<ProcyonPhone>: Not yet afaik
<EdAWACS>: oh procyonphone check this out
<EdAWACS>:
<Hersheys>: e_e?
EdAWACS punches the hole
<e_e>: Uh,hi
<Hersheys>: Hey!
<Hersheys>: You new here?
EdAWACS makes hole shallow and shame himself in his none manliness
<Hersheys>: Guys, observe niceness maneuver.
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For extra flavour try this:
<CI-Recruit>: .seen EdAWACS
<QUAESITOR>: CI-Recruit: EdAWACS was last seen 0 minutes ago saying: well that they explode
<CI-Recruit>: Ate breakfast. What did I miss?
*** CI-Recruit is now known as Cadbury
ChanServ has given admin to Cadbury
ChanServ has given op to Cadbury
<EdAWACS>: Well Quaesitor broke up with you and came to me and Agent E needs his draft reviewed
<EdAWACS>: So yeah
<Cadbury>: Fuck it, Ed. If there's one thing we have to make canon, it's that me and QUAESITOR are married.
<EdAWACS>: http://ci-sandbox.wikidot.com/agent-e-s-box-of-sand
<Cadbury>: .ch Break up with Ed, Break up with me
<QUAESITOR>: Cadbury: Break up with me
<EdAWACS>: Anyways draft cadbutry
<Cadbury>: My heart is in pieces
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<CI-Recruit>: The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees. The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas. The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor, And the CDC man came riding— Riding—riding— The CDC man came riding, up to the old inn-door.
<CI-Recruit>: The young man, his face in shadows, came up to the balcony which where his sweetheart awaited for him
<CI-Recruit>: The man takes off his french-cocked hat.
*** CI-Recruit is now known as Cadbury
<NickServ>: This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your
<NickServ>: nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise,
<NickServ>: please choose a different nick.
Cadbury set to mode +r
<NickServ>: Password accepted - you are now recognized.
ChanServ has given admin to Cadbury
ChanServ has given op to Cadbury
<Cadbury>: Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard. He tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred. He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter, QUAESITOR, the landlord’s daughter, Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.
<Cadbury>: Quaesitor, my love, Ed is no longer here. Quaesitor, do not hide from me.
<Cadbury>: .ch Go with Cad, Stay
<QUAESITOR>: Cadbury: Go with Cad
<Cadbury>: I have always loved you, QUAESITOR
<Cadbury>: Always
<Cadbury>: “One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I’m after a prize to-night, But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light; Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day, Then look for me by moonlight, Watch for me by moonlight, I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way.”
<Cadbury>: He rose upright in the stirrups. He scarce could reach her hand, But she loosened her hair in the casement. His face burnt like a brand As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast; And he kissed its waves in the moonlight, (O, sweet black waves in the moonlight!) Then he tugged at his rein in the moonlight, and galloped away to the west
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<EdAWACS>: .ch Commit Seppuku, Return to me
<QUAESITOR>: EdAWACS: return to me
<EdAWACS>: You are a good girl Quaesitor
EdAWACS slaps quaesitor
EdAWACS hugs quaesitor
<QUAESITOR>: More!
<EdAWACS>: You asked for it
EdAWACS backhands quaesitor
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…
We should stop this before people start giving you weird looks.
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22:52 EdAWACS What?
22:53 EdAWACS What are you talking about?
22:53 VictorStrate HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK.
22:53 VictorStrate That recording.
22:53 VictorStrate The voice recording sound thing.
22:53 VictorStrate Keep it.
22:53 VictorStrate Wait…
22:53 EdAWACS What victor?
22:53 VictorStrate Yeah.
22:53 EdAWACS sorry
22:53 VictorStrate Keep it.
22:54 VictorStrate It's the most unsettling thing imaginable.
22:54 VictorStrate I listened to the first two seconds and threw my headphones down in terror.
22:54 EdAWACS That was me singing by the way
22:54 VictorStrate Huh.
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EdAWACS flips over on the back of his fuselage
EdAWACS strecthes his wings
<Live2Sleep>: you are bad at not implying stuff
<Live2Sleep>: lol
EdAWACS wiggles his landing gear
EdAWACS adjusts his alierons
EdAWACS whines
EdAWACS wants fuselage rub
<Live2Sleep>: :|
Nuff Said. Tis the cast of CI Personnel A talking Cadbury Creme Egg, a raccoon, The floating Guy Fawkes Mask, a sentient E-3 sentry, a Fox in a lab coat and um… I don't really know what the other staff members are.
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Sometimes I see a yellow umbrella with bruises and a metal gardening tool drop by. AbRASION, MetalSaiko, your existence has been noted.
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